if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
someone owes me an orgasm
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We just shotgunned beers for America
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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