If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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