# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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