do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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