"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
i think i just lost a toe
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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