: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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