I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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