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say what?
wanna hang out?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm gonna fight the coyote
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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