i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
P.S. I can't hear my feet
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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