Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Naked Twister starts at high noon
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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