VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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