Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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