these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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