Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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