Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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