Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I'm having to shit out rocks
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Randomize
