Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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