You really coming over, don't trick.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
