He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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