You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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