I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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