Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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