i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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