i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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