Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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