To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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