if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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