ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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