Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
not ubering you a puppy
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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