On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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