While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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