omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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