Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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