that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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