What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
