We named our party play list daddy issues
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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