That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
