p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed