At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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