Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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