shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Randomize