I'm so fucking centered right now
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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