'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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