No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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