We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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