in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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