fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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