was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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