Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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