Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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