i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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