I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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