I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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