no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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