upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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